Okay someone tell me if this makes sense because I seriously cannot see any fucking logic in this:
My dad created the code for the lock on our gate. But we don't use it much. Today I forgot the key to my house so I went around back to get the key to the back door. There were some weird guys passing by as i went through the gate so I locked it just in case.
My dad comes home and yells at me "DID YOU PUT THE LOCK ON THAT GATE?" and I tell him "Yeah." and he goes "WHY??" and I was like "Because some suspicious looking guys were passing by when I came in through the back gate so I wanted to lock it."
He tells me "YEAH WELL DO YOU HAVE MONEY?" and I was like "No you stopped giving me an allowance 3 months ago." and he goes "WELL YOU'RE GONNA BE PAYING FOR THE TOOLS I NEED TO BREAK OPEN THAT LOCK!". So I just look at him like, "Don't you know the code to the lock you put on the gate..." and he's like "NO AND YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE USED THE LOCK!!!"
like..????? How does this asshole expect me to pay for unlocking this fucking lock when he doesn't give me an allowance anymore, AND on top of that, because HE forgot the lock combination that HE made, and never told ANYONE IN MY FAMILY not to use. HOW DOES THAT MAKE SENSE??? Fuck you dad. seriously. fuck you with a spiked torch.
Eating: Hot wings